I spoke to my counselor today about switching majors. I've been thinking about it a long time, and I came to the conclusion that computers just aren't in my future. So, instead of Brett Daniel, computer scientist, you may now call me Sparky Robinson, forestry major (with a minor in zoology). I'll get outside more, probably meet more girls (they love the outdoorsy types (certainly more than pale computer geeks)), and with any luck, get a summer job canoeing down the Colorado river. Right now, I think I'll go cancel my housing plan and pitch a tent in the woods to the south of campus.
I also have a new pet coyote.